A three segments film composed of 4 shorter films: - Das vögelnde Klassenzimmer - Hurra die Möse brennt - Resi's Fick-Theater - Die Pinsel von der Liebesinsel. The first segment is about a class of schoolgirls who tease their teacher, and seduce him after hours. Then they all go on a coach trip to some kind of youth hostel where they keep molesting him until the landlady (Henkowa) intervenes - she wants him for herself. The second segment shows a small theatre performance in rural Bavaria. While the actors struggle with their lines, behind the scenes a lot of rumpy-pumpy is going on, and the audience notices. In the third segment a member of the vice squad (Wolfgang Jansen) is on the hunt for some bogus priest who is notorious for molesting women at the beach. Between segments there are some schoolgirl-report-style interviews on the street, with supposed members of the public. beutelwolf@egafd